December 2011
When I meet John O'Callaghan
Me: Hi
John: Hi
Me: Can you sign this
John: Sure
Me: Can you sing to me
John: Sure
Me: Can we take a picture
John: Sure
Me: Can we make babies
John: Sure
John: Wait what?
Me: Too late, you said sure
I hate liking someone I don't have a chance with.
scunted:
im pretty sure i am the best at the internet from my whole school
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
person: yeah i like that ba-
me: name 5 of their songs.
me: i bet you can't do it.
me: where are they from?
me: they're all mine. gtfo.
Don't spend your time finding someone to sleep...
15 strange questions to ask me.
1: Last song I listened to?
2: Song I'm listening to now?
3: Favourite song?
4: What kind of body spray do I use?
5: Shaven or all natural?
6: What kind of phone do I have?
7: What colour my bed sheets are?
8: What colour are my walls?
9: What colour is my wallet/purse/bag?
10: Do I call it Football or Soccer?
11: What brand of socks am I wearing?
12: Do I sleep with the door open or closed?
13: How many walls are in my bedroom?
14: Do I use glass cups or plastic cups?
15: Do I have a bedside lamp?
